Buzz Lange's Safe House

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Side Door: Alley

If you want to sneak out for a quickie, here are some URLs that are clean. Flash your badge number at Stiff to get back in again. Don't look for him--He'll find you.

Take this URL to the Safe Link Page..: Safe Links
This one goes to the Ultra Weapons Section..: Q
Do you have a story you're witholding? Get your papers in order..: Interrigations

Buzz and Gina

Here is Buzz and Gina, Penthouse Pet of the Year for 1995!

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Yes, that really is Gina with her clothes on. I'm wearing my Mig 29 flight jacket with the current Russian flag. You see, I like flying because I had to learn how to do it myself. Sure, I had plenty of instructors yankin' and bankin', but what I mean is that nobody is born flying. We've got to hack and claw it right out of our souls. Whatever part of me that learned how to fly is still out there grinning ear to ear.

More is coming, so sneak back again soon zz@zz.com

Meanwhile, see if you can figure out these gadgets below. If you are crashing your system with this page, push the appropriate button on the right. You have the con.

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